OK, this is the part of the website that I hate writing, the obligatory "about me" page. It's really easy to come off all egotistical, or to go the reverse route and be over-self-depricating. I've done this sort of thing every time I have to fill out some profile for some site, or on various incarnations of this site. So this time I'm just going to make a list of things about me.

• I am between 30 and 35 years old
• I am married to a wonderful woman named Anne
• I am the proud daddy of a sweet little girl named Stella
• I live in San Francisco
• I work as a graphic artist/production manager at a sign shop
• I play bass guitar, though I'm severely out of practice
• I make movies
• I have an associates degree in broadcasting
• I like good movies, but I like really bad ones, too
• I used to be a whole lot cooler than I am now, or at least I thought that I was back then
• I am originally from Hyde Park, NY
• I lived in Washington, DC for 7 years
• I used to work in politics, now it's just an annoying hobby
• I can sometimes be too sarcastic and cynical for my own good
• I like a lot of different kinds of music
• I am 3/4 Sicilian and 1/4 Euro-mutt. The 1/4 Euro-mutt means I'll never be a made man.
• I do not stay awake nights worrying about not being a made man.
• I watch too many mob movies and Sopranos episodes.
• I don't really follow sports.
• I have an amazing memory for all sorts of pop culture minutiae, yet I can't remember much of what I learned in high school.