Today's Howard Stern Show (10-31-07)

# Richard Talks About Life On The Farm. 10/31/07. 6:00am
# Duran Duran Preview. 10/31/07. 6:25am
# More With Richard. 10/31/07. 6:30am
# Hygiene Questions From Paranoid Schizophrenic Ed. 10/31/07. 6:35am
# Baseball Discussions And More. 10/31/07. 7:00am
# Lisa G's News Update And Artie's Birthday Gift Controversy. 10/31/07. 7:15am
# Beetlejuice And Bob Levy Visit. 10/31/07. 7:35am
# Chicago Radio Shake Up Discussed. 10/31/07. 8:15am
# Nick Manning Discussions. 10/31/07. 8:20am
# Howard Says Goodbye To Robert Goulet, Gary Cries. 10/31/07. 8:25am
# Baba Booey Reference Makes The News And A New Prank Call. 10/31/07. 8:35am
# Duran Duran Performs Live. 10/31/07. 8:45am
# Jerry Seinfeld Discussions. 10/31/07. 9:35am
# Howard 100 News And Sal Fights With Artie. 10/31/07. 9:55am

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Miss Howard Stern Reality Show

This ought to be an even bigger trainwreck than the Anna Nicole Show and Breaking Bonnaduce combined. Check out episode 1.

Today's Howard Stern Show (10-30-07)

# Howard Tired, Ready To Cancel The Show. 10/30/07. 6:00am
# Artie's Diet And Internet Talk Show Appearance Discussion. 10/30/07. 6:10am
# XM And SIRIUS Merger Discussions. 10/30/07. 6:30am
# Miss Howard Stern Reality Show Audio Clips. 10/30/07. 6:40am
# High Pitch Mike Vs. Artie Continues. 10/30/07. 7:10am
# Lisa G's Howard 100 News Preview. 10/30/07. 7:20am
# Howard Takes Some Phone Calls. 10/30/07. 7:40am
# ''Are You Smarter Than Miss Howard Stern'' Game. 10/30/07. 7:45am
# Creepy ''Animal Passions'' Audio Clips Played. 10/30/07. 8:30am
# Richard Christy's Halloween Stories. 10/30/07. 9:05am
# Howard Talks About The Old Days With Meg Griffin. 10/30/07. 9:15am
# Phone Calls And E-mail. 10/30/07. 9:50am
# Howard 100 News And Wrap Up Show Previews. 10/30/07. 10:05am

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Today's Howard Stern Show (10-29-07)

# Artie Sticking To His Diet. 10/29/07. 6:00am
# A-Rod Discussions. 10/29/07. 6:10am
# Caller Asks ''What Would Howard Do If His Kid Dated A Black Man? 10/29/07. 6:20am
# Robin's Night Out With Nick Manning Discussed. 10/29/07. 6:35am
# Ronnie's Birthday Party Out Of Control. 10/29/07. 6:45am
# Nicole Bass Or Siobhan, Who Should Play For $5,000? 10/29/07. 7:15am
# Alec Baldwin And Movie Reviews From Howard And Robin. 10/29/07. 7:35am
# Howard Cries At Phoebe Snow Show. 10/29/07. 7:40am
# The Penthouse Pet Pageant. 10/29/07. 8:05am
# Ivy Supersonic Calls In. 10/29/07. 9:10am
# Howard Visits His Parents, Eats At A Diner. 10/29/07. 9:15am
# Comedian Joe Matrese Visits. 10/29/07. 9:30am
# Howard 100 News And Wrap Up Show Previews. 10/29/07. 10:15am

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World's Meanest Listener Contest (2002)

Hey now! Another reader submission from Justin: The World's Meanest Listener Contest from 2002. This was before I was a listener, so it's all new to me.

Today's Howard Stern Show (10-25-07)

# Artie Starting A Diet After Doctor's Appointment. 10/25/07. 6:00am
# Howard Reads Some E-mail, Plays Audio Clips. 10/25/07. 6:15am
# Phone Calls And Various News. 10/25/07. 6:30am
# Lisa G's Howard 100 News Preview. 10/25/07. 7:05am
# New Jack And Rod Bit, Phone Calls And More. 10/25/07. 7:15am
# Dropping Loads Porn Star Nick Manning Visits. 10/25/07. 7:25am
# Richard's Latest Creepy Prank Call. 10/25/07. 8:35am
# Yucko The Clown Visits. 10/25/07. 8:45am
# The Mike Walker Gossip Game. 10/25/07. 9:15am
# Howard 100 News, Wrap Up Show And Superfan Roundtable Previews. 10/25/07. 9:25am
# Jason Sirotin Says Goodbye To Howard TV. 10/25/07. 9:35am
# High Pitch Mike Vs. Artie. 10/25/07. 9:40am

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Eric the Midget compilation

Or are we supposed to call him Eric the Author now? Anyway, here's 4 parts of clips featuring Eric the Ungrateful Midget Actor

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

Today's Howard Stern Show (10-24-07)

* Howard Talks About Dancing With The Stars. 10/24/07. 6:00am
* Artie Given The Key To The Vending Machine. 10/24/07. 6:05am
* Eric The Midget Writer Reads Dougie The Puggie. 10/24/07. 6:15am
* Benjy's Food. 10/24/07. 6:30am
* Howard's Nightmare Evening At A Charity Event. 10/24/07. 6:35am
* Satellite Radio Ratings Show Howard #1. 10/24/07. 6:45am
* Lisa G's Howard 100 News Preview. 10/24/07. 7:15am
* New Jack And Rod Bit. 10/24/07. 7:20am
* Captain Janks Visits. 10/24/07. 7:25am
* Artie Sleeps, Everyone Laughs. 10/24/07. 8:15am
* Shaw Blades Performs Live. 10/24/07. 8:40am
* Various Discussions. 10/24/07. 9:30am
* Artie's Diet Plan - Two Months On Coke. 10/24/07. 9:35am
* Howard 100 News And Wrap Up Show Previews. 10/24/07. 10:00am
* Robin's News. 10/24/07. 10:15am
* Crackhead Bob Homeless Already? 10/24/07. 10:45am

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Beetlejuice Compilation

In 3 parts.

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

Bigfoot Compilation It Is

Here are some random clips of the newest member of the wack pack, Bigfoot.

Hateman Compilation

Here's a batch of Hateman's hateful voicemails.

Various MP3 files, zipped

Today's Howard Stern Show (10-23-07)

# Howard Discusses Various News Stories. 10/23/07. 6:00am
# Howard Plays Dancing With The Stars Clip. 10/23/07. 6:10am
# Crazy Alice Audio Clips. 10/23/07. 6:20am
# Problems Brewing With Howard And Beth? 10/23/07. 6:30am
# Lisa G's Howard 100 News Preview. 10/23/07. 7:15am
# Don Frick Struck By Lightning Twice. 10/23/07. 7:25am
# Howard Plays Wack Pack Town Hall Show Clips. 10/23/07. 7:40am
# Top 5 Songs And New Contest Announced. 10/23/07. 8:05am
# Gary Garver Interviews With Michael And Kirk Douglas. 10/23/07. 8:10am
# Ellen Degeneres' Publicist Contacts Gary. 10/23/07. 8:30am
# Hate Man Comments On Dancing With The Stars. 10/23/07. 8:35am
# Gary And Jackie Puppets Refurbished. 10/23/07. 8:45am
# Eric The Angry Midget Calls In. 10/23/07. 8:50am
# Gilbert Gottfried Visits. 10/23/07. 9:05am
# Gilbert And Howard Not So Sexy. 10/23/07. 10:00am
# Howard 100 News And Wrap Up Show Previews. 10/23/07. 10:10am
# Witness To Gilbert Bombing Calls In. 10/23/07. 10:15am

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Today's Howard Stern Show (10-22-07)

# Beth Thinks She's Lost Howard To Chess. 10/22/07. 6:00am
# Van Halen Train Wreck Of A Song Discussed. 10/22/07. 6:05am
# Howard Loses Interest In Caller's Game. 10/22/07. 6:15am
# Howard's Bruce Springsteen Concert Experience. 10/22/07. 6:35am
# Pat Cooper Roast Discussions. 10/22/07. 6:55am
# A Few Minutes With Sour Shoes. 10/22/07. 7:05am
# Kidd Chris Calls In. 10/22/07. 7:10am
# 43 Year Old Woman Beats Off To Artie. 10/22/07. 7:25am
# Imus Discussions. 10/22/07. 7:30am
# Howard Gives Positive Review Of ''30 Days Of Night'' Movie. 10/22/07. 7:35am
# LeAnn Rimes And Ellen Degeneres Discussions. 10/22/07. 7:40am
# Lisa G's Howard 100 News Preview. 10/22/07. 7:55am
# Janet Jackson Interview Played. 10/22/07. 8:25am
# Crazy Heart-Is-Hurting Alice Live In Howard's Studio. 10/22/07. 8:35am
# Robin And Jim Florentine's Relationship Discussed. 10/22/07. 9:25am
# The New Miss Howard TV, Laura, Visits. 10/22/07. 9:45am
# Howard 100 News And Wrap Up Show Previews. 10/22/07. 10:00am

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Best of Yucko the Clown

Here's a reader submission, the best of Yucko The Clown. If you are the slightest bit on the politically correct tip, don't download this one. Hell, if you were the slightest bit on the PC tip, you probably wouldn't be on this blog. So grab it already.

Yesterday's Howard Stern Show (10-18-07)

# Howard Going To See Springsteen Tonight. 10/18/07. 6:00am
# Robin's Food Stinking Up The Offices. 10/18/07. 6:20am
# Beth Caught In The Wild In Regular Clothes. 10/18/07. 6:35am
# Sal Out Sick Again With ''Borderline An Amonia.'' 10/18/07. 6:40am
# ''Real'' Zenaida Returning Today. 10/18/07. 6:45am
# Jimmy Kimmel Booted From Monday Night Football. 10/18/07. 7:00am
# ''Real'' Zenaida Returns To The Show. 10/18/07. 7:10am
# Lisa G's Howard 100 News Preview. 10/18/07. 7:25am
# Eric The Midget Almost Ready To Read Dougie The Puggie On Air. 10/18/07. 7:30am
# Ronnie's Chick Stories. 10/18/07. 7:45am
# Fred's Lack Of Chicks. 10/18/07. 8:00am
# Ellen Degeneres Dog Discussions. 10/18/07. 8:35am
# Howard 100 News Preview And Robin's Date With Jim Florentine. 10/18/07. 8:55am
# The Gossip Game With Mike Walker. 10/18/07. 9:20am
# Wrap Up Show And Superfan Roundtable Previews. 10/18/07. 9:30am
# Larry Craig Interview Clips Played. 10/18/07. 9:35am
# Howard Talks About Bruce, Tries To Talk To Nils Lofgren. 10/18/07. 10:05am

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Yesterday's Howard Stern Show (19-17-07)

# Ellen Degeneres' Breakdown Discussed. 10/17/07. 6:00am
# Oprah's Thyroid Problem Blamed For Weight Gain. 10/17/07. 6:30am
# Sal And Artie's Sick Day Messages Played. 10/17/07. 6:35am
# Are Howard And Beth OK? 10/17/07. 6:50am
# E-mail, Phone Calls And Lisa G. 10/17/07. 6:50am
# Lisa G's News Preview And Joey Boots Calls In. 10/17/07. 7:05am
# Ike Turner Calls In. 10/17/07. 7:20am
# Air America's Randi Rhodes Not Mugged Story. 10/17/07. 7:50am
# Howard Irritated By Phone Callers. 10/17/07. 8:00am
# Movie And TV Discussions And More Phone Calls. 10/17/07. 8:15am
# Richard's Good-Bad Listener Submissions. 10/17/07. 8:25am
# Richard And Sal Phony Phone Call Replays. 10/17/07. 8:55am
# Howard 100 News And Wrap Up Show Previews. 10/17/07. 9:15am

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Today's Howard Stern Show (10-16-07)

# Howard Watching Robin Mixing Drinks Before The Show. 10/16/07. 6:00am
# Robin's Witch-Like Laugh Turns Into A Bit. 10/16/07. 6:05am
# Hate Man Responds To Robin's Coffee Enema. 10/16/07. 6:10am
# Howard Brushes Beth Off For 5 Minutes Of Chess. 10/16/07. 6:15am
# Various Discussions About Food, Subutex And More. 10/16/07. 6:30am
# Beth Calls In, Not Happy About Howard Blowing Her Off. 10/16/07. 6:45am
# Terrestrial Radio Ratings Discussed. 10/16/07. 7:20am
# Howard's Future After SIRIUS Discussed. 10/16/07. 7:55am
# Jim Florentine - Very Solid According To Howard. 10/16/07. 8:35am
# Merger And Money Discussions. 10/16/07. 8:45am
# Howard Plays Jerry Seinfeld On Oprah Audio Clips. 10/16/07. 8:55am
# JD Grilled Over Family Issues. 10/16/07. 9:05am
# Tim Sabean Stinks. 10/16/07. 9:15am
# Yucko The Clown Trick Or Treating Bit Played. 10/16/07. 9:25am
# News Preview, Fat Guy Weigh In And A Wrap Up Show Preview. 10/16/07. 9:35am

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Today's Howard Stern Show (10-15-07)

# Iron Sheik Discussions. 10/15/07. 6:00am
# Artie's Surprise Dinner With Howard. 10/15/07. 6:10am
# Robin's Coffee Enema Discussed In Detail. 10/15/07. 6:30am
# Eric The Midget Bore Calls In. 10/15/07. 6:55am
# Sal's Gift To Artie Discussed. 10/15/07. 7:10am
# Lisa G's Howard 100 News Preview. 10/15/07. 7:25am
# Rachel Roxxx and Alyssah Simone Spin The Wheel Of Sex. 10/15/07. 7:35am
# The Iron Sheik Visits. 10/15/07. 8:20am
# Imus Returning To Radio Officially Announced, Howard Predicts Failure. 10/15/07. 9:10am
# More Artie Pizza Party Discussions. 10/15/07. 9:20am
# Superfan Roundtable And Wrap Up Show Audio Clips. 10/15/07. 9:35am
# An Update On Benjy's Date With Daphne. 10/15/07. 9:45am
# Howard 100 News And Wrap Up Show Previews. 10/15/07. 9:55am

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Screw the NAB!

The terrestrial radio trade group is lobbying against the XM/Sirius merger because they would rather see satellite radio fail than have to compete with a better service. Here's a little graphic from Justin Dorfman that you can post on your blog or put in your SFN sig.

Yesterday's Howard Stern Show (10-11-07)

Jack And Rod Bit Replayed.
TV Show Audio Clips And A New Prank Call.
Eric The Midget Not-A-Regular-Caller Calls In.
Howard Talks About Seal And Heidi Klum.
Ross Zaipen's Odd Behavior Discussed.
Pat Cooper And His Girlfriend Visit.
Rev. Bob Levy Comes In.
Artie's Giant Birthday Cake.
The Gossip Game With Mike Walker.
E-Mail, Prank Calls And Whacking Off Discussions.
Ronnie's Prank Goes Wrong, Howard Gets Pissed.
Howard 100 News, Wrap Up Show And Superfan Roundtable Previews.
Robins News

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Today's Howard Stern Show (10-10-07)

# Technical Problems Start Off The Show. 10/10/07. 6:00am
# Talking Too Loud On Airplanes. 10/10/07. 6:15am
# Bonaduce / Fairplay News. 10/10/07. 6:45am
# Secret Santa Names Picked. 10/10/07. 6:50am
# Donald Trump Calls In. 10/10/07. 7:00am
# Artie's Day Of Subutex And Stress. 10/10/07. 7:40am
# More Secret Santa Updates. 10/10/07. 7:50am
# The Porn Star Feud Game. 10/10/07. 8:00am
# Artie Wants Bree Olson's Number, She Turns Him Down. 10/10/07. 9:05am
# Howard Talks To Benjy About His Escort Friend. 10/10/07. 9:30am
# Howard Plays A New Jack And Rod Bit, Huh? 10/10/07. 9:40am
# Howard 100 News, Wrap Up Show And Intern Show Previews. 10/10/07. 9:45am
# Phone Calls And More. 10/10/07. 9:50am

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Today's Howard Stern Show (10-9-07)

Chuck Zito Show Clips.
Andy Dick Show And Iron Sheik Clips.
Eric The Midget Calls In.
Gary The Retard Cribs Coming Soon.
Riley Martin Visits.
Howard Calls Ann Coulter A Dumb Cunt.
Dee Snider Visits Via ISDN Line.
Imus Back On Air December 1st.
Various Audio Clips.
Siobhan The Transsexual Wants To Be Paid.
Jay Thomas Visits.
Captain Janks' Near Death Experience.
Howard 100 News And Wrap Up Show Previews.
Daphne The Escort Wants Benjy.
Robins News

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Today's Howard Stern Show (10-8-07)

Artie wrapped along to Notorious B.I.G.'s “Gimme the Loot.”

Gary told the crew that Merle Haggard mentions Howard on his new album.

Howard played a few clips of Crackhead Bob reading some phrases and asked him if even he could identify them, but Bob couldn't understand himself any better than anyone else.

Howard noted that Beth O was very impressed with Benicio Del Toro's Brad Pitt-ish look in “Things We Lost in the Fire.”

Kid Rock said Hank Williams III has written a song trashing him, but Hank Williams Jr told him not to worry about it.

Kid told the crew that he sometimes hangs out with Sandra Bullock and Jesse James.

Kid denied Pam Anderson's claim that their marriage broke up over Borat.

Howard played some clips of Gary Garver interviewing porn star Kimberly Kane.

Howard and Robin said they were bored by the Bruce Springsteen interview on “60 Minutes.”

Lisa G reported that Jason Kaplan has been spotted shopping for a Superman costume...for his dog.

Howard thanked Richard Johnson for writing nice things about him the last couple days.


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Today's Howard Stern Show (10-4-07)

# The History Of Howard Stern Coming December 17th. 10/04/07. 6:00am
# Artie's Buttered Bagel. 10/04/07. 6:05am
# Danny Bonaduce Vs. Jonny Fairplay Discussions And Arguments. 10/04/07. 6:15am
# Howard Happy With Former Affiliates Failing. 10/04/07. 6:55am
# Lisa G's Howard 100 News Preview. 10/04/07. 7:05am
# Ronnie's Threats Not Cool And Against The Rule Of Men. 10/04/07. 7:10am
# Brittaney Starr Sings On The Sybian. 10/04/07. 7:20am
# Playboy Model Kimberly Bell Visits. 10/04/07. 8:00am
# Artie Blown Off By Kimberly Bell, Greg Fitzsimmons Visits. 10/04/07. 8:45am
# Miss howard Stern Premiere, Relationship Discussions And More. 10/04/07. 9:05am
# Great Shows Coming From Howard's Misery? 10/04/07. 9:45am
# The Mike Walker Gossip Game. 10/04/07. 9:50am
# Howard 100 News, Wrap Up Show And Superfan Roundtable Previews. 10/04/07. 10:10am

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Yesterday's Howard Stern Show (10-3-07)

Secret Santa Plan Causing Problems. 10/03/07. 6:00am
Sarah Silverman To Smell Richards Balls Today. 10/03/07. 6:10am
Scott DePaces Halo 3 Stats Discussed. 10/03/07. 6:25am
Retarded Flu Bit, Various News And More. 10/03/07. 6:30am
The Godfather Of Radio, Howard Stern. 10/03/07. 6:50am
Lisa Gs Howard 100 News Preview. 10/03/07. 7:15am
Remembering The Sal Apology Tape. 10/03/07. 7:35am
Jeff The Drunk Visits. 10/03/07. 7:55am
Howard Sperm Clips, Britney Spears Discussions And More. 10/03/07. 8:15am
Comedian Nick Di Paolo Visits. 10/03/07. 8:45am
Sarah Silverman Sniffs Richard Christys Balls, Almost Pukes. 10/03/07. 9:35am
Gary Attempts To Get Close To Richard, Almost Pukes. 10/03/07. 10:00am
Howard 100 News, Wrap Up Show And Intern Show Previews. 10/03/07. 10:05am

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Today's Howard Stern Show (10-2-07)

# Coming Up Today. 10/02/07. 6:00am
# Britney Spears Losing Custody Discussion. 10/02/07. 6:05am
# Relationship Discussions. 10/02/07. 6:10am
# Actor Jerry O'Connell Visits. 10/02/07. 7:05am
# Phone Calls And E-mail. 10/02/07. 7:50am
# Lisa G's Howard 100 News Preview. 10/02/07. 8:00am
# Win Fred's Money With James The College Professor. 10/02/07. 8:30am
# Psychic Jim Karol Visits. 10/02/07. 9:10am
# Various Stuff. 10/02/07. 9:40am
# Robert Klein Bad Mouths Howard. 10/02/07. 9:50am
# Howard 100 News And Wrap Up Show Previews. 10/02/07. 9:55am

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Yesterday's Howard Stern Show (10-1-07)

# Gary Upset Over Mets Loss. 10/01/07. 6:00am
# Artie's Emotional Friend Impression. 10/01/07. 6:15am
# E-mail And Phone Calls. 10/01/07. 6:25am
# Scott The Engineer Back To Work After Hernia Operation. 10/01/07. 6:35am
# Howard Takes More Phone Calls. 10/01/07. 6:40am
# Artie's Hot Date. 10/01/07. 6:45am
# Robin And Jim Florentine Date Update. 10/01/07. 6:55am
# Secret Santa Plans For This Holiday Season. 10/01/07. 7:10am
# Sal And Christine Go Through Therapy With Dr. Keith Ablow. 10/01/07. 7:15am
# Comedian Sarah Silverman Visits. 10/01/07. 9:00am
# Sports Discussions And Various News. 10/01/07. 10:00am
# A Couple Minutes With Fred And Sal's Marriage Discussed. 10/01/07. 10:20am
# Howard 100 News And Wrap Up Show Previews. 10/01/07. 10:45am

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