Shocking News about McCain!

Opposition research has just dug up incredibly shocking new information about John McCain. Sure, we know he's a big old right winger masquerading as some kind of maverick. But we didn't know that he's a FRAKKING TOASTER! That's right, we have reason to believe that John McCain is a cylon skin job. Don't believe me? Just look at these two pictures of the 4 skin jobs in the colonial fleet... If McCain's uncanny resemblance to Col. Tigh isn't enough, what about both men's legendary tempers and foul mouths? Both men were POW's. Both military officers. But wait, there's more. Who is this that McCain is all buddied up with? I don't know either, but he sure looks a whole lot like a certain former president of the colonies and known toaster-lover... More resistance operatives have been doing research on this. More info is here. And More. And More. Citizens of the 13th Colony, we cannot afford to elect a toaster president. Vote human. Vote Obama. OK, many of you might have reached the end of this post asking WTF I'm talking about. You people need to run not walk to your local video store, start renting Battlestar Galactica, and forget about this huge spoiler you just read. Seriously, it's one of the best shows on TV right now and you have a few months to get caught up before they start the last 12 episodes.