Incredibly Important Newsflash!

Folks, there's been a story that has been keeping millions of us on the edges of our seats for over a week now. No, I'm not talking about that stupid primary tomorrow. I'm not talking about the child raping polygamist cult in Texas or the wackjobs who are defending their "right" to keep raping little girls for Jeebus. I'm not talking about gas prices going through the roof. I said important and I meant it. Artie Lange is still on the Howard Stern Show! We have at least another 2 and a half years of his personal trainwreck comedy to listen to 4 days a week, unless of course he goes and physically attacks somebody on the show again. Tomorrow this blog will be back to the same boring old politics, but for now, revel in this not even remotely safe for work Beer League trailer: