9/11 Planned by Ron Jeremy?

So it only took a few years, but they couldn't find bin Laden and had to beat the confession out of somebody else. You know somebody is getting fired for not being able to beat this confession out in time for those midterm elections, but how much you want to bet that this guy's execution will be held live from the Republican convention and be hosted by Bill O'Reilly? But in all seriousness, besides the fact that the way this confession was gotten is suspect to say the least, and despite the massive circle jerk we can expect to see in the right wing blogosphere about this where they use this as evidence that torture is just fine and dandy, it's a good thing to bring a fundamentalist shitheel like this to justice. This little assclown with his 70's cop 'stache decided to kill a whole lot of Americans all in the name of his invisible friend in the sky. But the joke's on him when he finds out that after dedicating his life to killing people for his stupid religion that there are no virgins waiting for him when he dies. And all the ugly politics aside, I hope this helps bring some closure to those who lost their loved ones because of this jerkoff and his buddies.