Blogging from work on my last day!

What a nice treat for my last day of this hated job. Our rabbi of IT came in to do something and he must have forgotten to turn the firewall back on and I have access to all sorts of sites that were deemed by my boss to be time wasters like Blogger, Tribe, Gmail and other sites. I was planning on spending my last day here not doing a whole lot of work, but now I really get to enjoy it by blogging about it. I think I've mentioned before that on my second week of this job the boss blocked my website because too many people were stealing time from him by... GASP! ...looking at pictures of my newborn (at the time) baby. So my last few days here have been quite interesting. The evil little boss is off on vacation which makes it even easier to waste my last few days away here, so the sales manager is in charge. I've had issues with this guy before. He's like a spoiled child who always has to get his way and then whines to the boss when he doesn't get his way. He rarely puts the time and abilities of the people doing his jobs into consideration when he agrees to impossible deadlines from his clients. He also understands what a complete prick our boss is, particularly to the production department, and rather than use his influence to make things easier for us in production, he threw us under the bus, getting us chewed out for being bad, lazy workers with no integrity, all on the day before we took off for Christmas. Dick! So anyway... yesterday I see that sales manager guy acting all sneaky, talking on his phone and looking around nervously. I figure he's probably just snitching somebody out to the boss, which was not exactly incorrect. So a little later on a couple of cops were sniffing around and I asked if I could help them. They asked if anybody here called them, and I said I wasn't sure and took them upstairs to the sales office and asked if anybody called the cops. The sales manager said that he did, and as the cops walked upstairs he pointed to our administrative assistant and said that they needed to arrest her for fraud. Apparently she had been writing some checks to herself at the tune of 10 grand or so. One of my coworkers put it all in perfect perspective for us. He said that at least this probably ruined the boss's vacation. I could picture him trying to ski and just muttering about how he's been right all these years that everybody just wants to take advantage of him. Good riddance to this place!