Bored of the same old presidential candidates? Well there's a new one on the block. His qualifications: he sang for Ritchie Blackmoore's Rainbow, he replaced Ozzy Osbourne in Black Sabbath, and he led his own eponymously named band. Who could it be but Ronnie James Dio? Tenacious D have released the following press release about this candidacy: "Dio has rocked for a long, long time, Now it's time for him to pass the torch. He has songs of wildebeest and angels, He has soared on the wings of a demon." (via metafilter)