I'd like to give a warm welcome to all of the Metallica fans who have been hitting this site from www.metallica.nu/forum/viewtopic.php?t=517&start=15 . I've already gotten one nice anonymous message from a Metallica fan telling me that the songs I "uploaded" from their cheese-ass new album right before it came out in May weren't the real thing. I'm glad that they still have fans who would believe any old crap that they're told be these over-the-hill hasbeen cheesers, but I don't believe it for a second. Even if the songs I reviewed were outtakes, they were definitely Metallica and they definitely blew. So for those 5 or so of you a week who keep hitting this site searching for "Metallica Chains of Pain," I'll go ahead and download the whole album again and review it again right after I do something more enjoyable than listening to post 80's Metallica, like having a root canal or colonoscopy or something.