Uh oh, Richard Linklater's gonna get sued. "Cloverdale police say the teenagers used 28-inch long paddles to strike at least seven new freshmen on the buttocks. Investigators say the hazing was all the more painful because students drilled holes into the wood." I wonder if they also painted things like "Soul Pole" and the cover art of Dark side of the Moon on the paddles, or if the kids later got revenge by dumping a bucket of paint on Ben Affleck while Matthew McConaughey was trying to pick up on the high school girls.