Happy birthday Jenna and Barbara! Yep, the Bush twins turned 21 today and I suspect their secret service agents are already scraping them off the floor of some Georgetown bar. And I wonder what their dear cousin Noelle got them for their birthday. With a daddy like theirs, they'll need all the booze they can get their hands on. And in other news today, our good buddy Rick Santorum is an even bigger dick than we've given him credit for!